January 2012
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I have seen the apocalypse. It is clearly NYC on New Year’s.
December 2011
Today at work a middle-aged man saw my tattoo and...
richardharrows:
Why are you under the impression that it’s your place by any stretch of the imagination to express your disapproval of anything I choose to do with my body, you tactless, entitled little twat?
This is why I laugh when people I don’t know/don’t care/will never see again tell me that I am less attractive because I have tattoos. What makes you think I am trying to...
me: I love [insert male celebrity here]
some asshole: he's so gay
average person: that's so mean why would you say that
me: OH MY GOD
me: REALLY
me: OH MY GOD DO YOU REALLY THINK SO
me: WHY DO YOU THINK THAT
me: WHAT DO YOU KNOW
me: ARE THERE PICTURES SOMEWHERE ON THE INTERNET I HAVEN'T SEEN
me: HAS HE MADE A STATEMENT
me: IS THERE A SEX TAPE
me: OH MY GOD I MIGHT DIE
me: IS THERE FANFICTION ABOUT THIS
me: NEVERMIND I'LL WRITE IT
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Missing E: Hey Tumblr, we're gonna make your god-awful website layout usable
Tumblr: Hey everybody, Missing E has herpes
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It angers me how often my fiance is antagonized by his whole family.
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My reaction to the Avengers Russian trailer:
dryvodkamartini:
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Ali won’t be here on my birthday in February. This will be a first since we have met.
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“As I stood in front of my favorite Beatle the only thing I could think of was...”
– The Girl Who Got To Meet The Beatles - Datebook Magazine Winter 65/66 (via avitium)
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People before following me: What a great blog! They seem like a cool person, I think I'll follow them. :)
People 3 minutes after following me: Oh god what no WHY
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